TO: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!!!! LET US CELEBRATE THIS JOYOUS OCCASION WITH MUCH MERRYMENT FEASTING WITH FRIENDS AND BLOWING SHIT UP!!!!
TS: Thor, what did I tell you about caps?
TO: BUT FRIEND ANTHONY. SON OF COUL TOLD ME THAT THIS CAPSLOCK IS THE APPROPRIAITE WAY TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT AND I AM INDEED EXCITED FOR THE CELEBRATION OF THE FOUNDING OF YOUR PUNY HUMAN NATION!
TS: *sigh* What ever floats your oversized boat.
TO: BUT TONY, LOKI CRASHED MY BOAT D-:
TS: ...Remind me to sit on him later.
SR: Tony. This Steve. Do NOT attempt to sit on Loki. He will just throw you out another window.
TS: Aw c'mon Capsicle! It will be worth it!
SR: No Tony. As you eagerly point out at every opportunity, I am old and you and Clint give me heart palpitations every time you jump off a very high place.
TS: Once again, its worth it! I enjoy making you freak out
SR: Just remember Tony, Tasha likes me more.
TS: But she would enjoy the sight of Loki on his stomach and me on his back!
SR: And so does Pepper.
SR: Which one?
TS: Screw you! I thought we agreed to never Bring her up! And Tasha would enjoy it.
SR: Why would we not bring up Pepper, she is your girlfriend/CEO/PA?
TS: We broke up remember?
SR: Which time?
TS: Recently. She moved to work in Europe...
CB: Bullshit Ironass! Give her two weeks and you'll be back together! That's how me and Tasha were... until Phil and I got together! I love you Phil baby! I know you're monitoring this conversation!
PC: Clint is that you?
CB: The one and only sweet cheeks!
TS: Well hey there sexy
CB: You doo realize that my boyfriend is watching this conversation? anything that involves 3 or more Avengers instantly gets forwarded to him.
TS: Lol I know!
P:Tony, be very very careful of what you say. Darcy may have bedazzled my teaser
but it will still leave you drooling on the floor.
TS: Wow Coulson I didn't take you for the kinky type!
PC: Stark, do you honestly think could get though that little speech without making a dick joke?
TS: Lol nope sorry Coulson!
CB: I resent that! I can totally make it at least a day without making a dick joke!
TS: No you can't, maybe 3 hours if even that! It's like me trying to go all day without a drink!
CB: If I'm asleep I cant!
CB: Or if my mouth is otherwise occupied <3
TS: Hey Coulson, lets knock him out!
CB: so that gives me 9 hours.
TS: Yea not quite 24h, We could just drug him!
PC: No Tony, the last agent that tranqued Barton was stalked through the air ducts and used as target practice, until she quit. 3 years later...
TS: Hehe. I bet he enjoyed stalking her if you know what I mean!
PC: No, Mr. Stark, she didn't
CB: I can second that! She tried to tranq me 3 more times and she went psyco 5 times!
TS: Aww poor Bird Boy has crazy psycho girls crushing on him!
CB: If that's what entitles as a crush, then I have half of psych and me medical crushing on me... sweet!
TS: Woot! Lets go get some Bird Boy!
CB: Sorry but I'm spoken for, but I'm an excellent... "wing"man
TS: Nice one! We should totally bring Capsicle with us! He needs to get laid.
CB: Agreed. We should get him a sweet little Florence Nightingale from medical, a psych would just scare him...
TS: Or he could get laid by ur boyfriend. I'm sure Coulson would like that!
CB: He has always liked me in my Cap boxers...
TS: Herher I'm sure he would like to get in those pants
PC: Mr. Stark I would appreciate you not speculating about my love life. And Clint, don't encourage him.
TS: Too late! Mwahahaha
CB: Hey Phil before you remind him about your bedazzled teaser, how do you like the design?
CB: Oh, Tony, heads up Phil is right behind you!
TS: Ooo Phil, I didn't know that you liked anal!
TS: I am not sorry
CB: Dude! We're boath dudes who happen to be fucking each other what the hell else is going to happen?
CB: He just tazed you didn't he?
CB: Darcy did a good job at making a pink dick out of rhinestones didn't she? I put the blue balls.
TS: No not exactly...pft why didn't you put blue balls on it?
CB: They were going to be red white and blue, but I used those colors somewhere else.
TS: You don't get blue balls often do you?
CB: Not unless I'm in field saving your ass from ANOTHER kidnapping.
TS: I'm sorry if I caused u to loose sex!
TO: I STILL SHIP CLINTASHA! U 2 ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!!!
CB: Then I'm glad your back and only minimal damaged sex makes up for it.
TS: Who is this? Clint?
CB: No, its the fucking Easter Bunny dumbass!
TS: Oh shut up I'm in a fucking drinking contest with Point Break!
CB: What are you drinking and why was I not invited?
TS: Because we are hiding from your boyfriend!
CB: Fury's there isn't he? HE always loves to officiate your drinking contests cause you always get plastered enough to pay for everyone's drinks.
TS: Yes, but Point Break is judging and Fury is in the contest.
CB: Oh, didn't see that coming.
TS: Yep he is a bit happy tonight for some reason.
TO:FRIEND TONY MUCH ENJOY THE COLORFUL EXPLOSIONS YOUR PEOPLE USE IN CELEBRATION!!!!
NR: Good for you
TS: I can tell. I'm with Capsicle, its his first time with modern fireworks, it's like being with a kid.
TS: I'm taking pictures, his fan page is going to love this!
NR: Tony, Tony no!
TS: Who is no Tonying me this time?!
NR: It's Natasha.
LL: I do what I want!
TO: BROTHER! WHEN DID YOU GET ONE OF THESE MAGICAL COMMUNICATION DEVICES?
TS: Hey gorgeous! Why should I not take pictures?
LL: I have yet to obtain a cellular device of my own. I have made use of Stark's
TO BE CONTINUED... MAYBE...